Floating Keychains

I live a stone's throw from the Delaware River, and down the street from a yacht club; but unfortunately I probably won't get on a boat this summer. If your lucky enough to spend some time on the water, these floating keychains will at least give you a chance to retrieve your keys after your drunk ass falls overboard.
Mishka's got their eye on your keys with their "Keep Watch" floaty keychain.
T-Shirt Bordello's "Amity Island" floating keychain might have you thinking you'll never go in the water again.

Safe boating my friends, I'll be at work straight flipping copies.